DuCt TaPe
THE WONDERS OF DUCT TAPE
Duct tape is one of the universe's greatest marvels.It binds everything together with its versatile nature.
For instance, when you need to hang up a poster, you don't want to put nails through it. Scotch tape won't do the job(even though it's pretty awesome,too), and electrical tape is not adequate.Thus, you require duct tape.
When wiring your car, duct tape is the perfect device to hold wires down and keep them away from each other.
If you ever find a piece of lint on your shirt, whip out a piece of duct tape and get it off. Wha-la! Clean, fresh-looking clothes.
Pimple control becomes a lot simpler with duct tape. Just lay strips of it across your face and then rip. The dirt in those pores will come right off... along with the rest of your skin.
Why resort to stitches in surgery when you can just use the forever-handy mechanism known as-you guessed it-duct tape? Cast broken limbs with this great tool for a painless recovery.
Protect the meats in your freezer from the horrors of freezer burn by use of this wonderful sticky sensation.Simply wrap them in duct tape.
If you're babysitting or have kids, you never have to worry about losing them thanks to duct tape. Use it to hold them to a bench outside the store, and come back to find them still there, cause they won't be going anywhere.
Holding people for ransom is tough, but once again, duct tape saves the day. Your victim's screaming and struggling is easily thwarted after binding their hands and legs with the heavenly sticky stuff. Then use a 6" strip to cover their mouth, and maybe even a 9" strip to serve as a blindfold/eyebrow remover.
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